So get those ideas rolling..I just started my script
A lonely women sits desperately alone in her chair, looking at her watch quite often, as if she is waiting for something. She then jumps up as we hear her doorbell ring, she runs to the door and opens it to great delight, as she sees "The Pizza Guy"
PIZZA GUY: "You order the pizza with EXTRA Sausage
WOMAN: "I only order what I can handle."
-cue cheezy 70's funk music-